The Story of Slutlake Mid School
Ver. 1
Chapter 1, Incoming cock in your mouth of a battle
Deez Nuts were born today. They were born two centuries ago. This alien called Jone Gonad came from "Planet of the Orgy", and came to "The Planet Earth 2". They had a huge, slimy, and itchy fight with the "Dilt Clenchers". The war was called “World Duminutshin the Tripple”, and He was at risk of losing his life. If Gonad wanted to protect himself, he would need an army. Then he had the greatest idea that was easy and cost-effective. He had the idea to make a School called "Slutlake". He proceeded to build that school in proficient time with the surrounding landfill of garbage being littered there.
Chapter 2, A list of pointless names on a piece of paper
Jone Gonad Finishes building Slutlake and becomes Principal. Gonad. As the principal of his own school, he needs teachers and students to make this place an actual school. He went around and looked for students to attend the school. Gonad went to a field full of idiots and picked out all the children that were wandering around unsupervised and enrolled them in the new school. (Warning! There will be cringy, stupid, and funny names that are a joke and are about to appear in History Class.) The students' names are Luciano Romano, Sebastian Jackson, Zazar Bukhari, Isabella García, Kelsey Kameāloha, and Axel Grange. They were from another school that was contaminated with uhh, toxic stuff. At least they graduated safe and sound. Alongside them is the history teacher Bob Burden. The funny thing is, There were supposed to be 7 brand-new students. But they haven't shown up to school yet. Pretty suspicious if you ask me. So anyways…
Chapter 3, So anyways…
So anyways… the kiddos were instated to their class with Mr. Burden and right off the bat, they start fucking around. Mr. Burden falls asleep while the students get up out of their chairs and leave the classroom. They go upstairs to find Principal Gonad being cornered into a handrailing by a bunch of Dilt Clencher minions. The students go over to Gonad and successfully fend off the Minions. They continue to destroy some more minions and for some reason, nobody has died… Until some terrorists appeared! Their names are Haitao Yang, Reservoir Baker, Bishop Clampitt, Andres Brown, Carter Wyatt, Roosevelt Adams, and Brutus Hopkins. They were assigned to kill the main kiddos and Gonad by an anonymous guy. They beat the shit out of the main group since they are weak old characters and the bad boys are super powerful new peeps. But then the bad boys get into some stupid ass argument among themselves and they start fighting each other. So basically the bad boys killed themselves and the bruised good guys were able to proceed to find the bad guy.
Chapter 4, Final boss
The Edd boys have finally reached the bad guy’s hidden base in an unassigned classroom! The guy is formally known as “The Dilt Lord”! Also known as Mickey Phallus or Dr. Phallus. OMG! That guy is ugly as shit and literally looks like a dick! Everybody threw up until the boy’s nuts fell off and the girl's non-existing nuts fell off too! This gave Phallus the upper hand and he went over to Gonad to jump him. But suddenly, the bad kiddos came around and started beating up Phallus because they realise they were being manipulated to fight people for no reason. This gave the main kiddos enough time to pull a nearby fire alarm causing water to spray all over the place. Phallus runs out of the room in excruciating pain because water is a terrible lubricant and gets cornered on the railing. Gonad goes on to question Phallus about why he started this war. Phallus informs him that what he’s doing is not what was according to plan. They were supposed to take over the world, not abide by the law and crap. Gonad tells him that he wants to peacefully live among the planet's residents. Phallus gets upset and pushes Gonad to the ground and screams at him saying he doesn’t understand why he’s turned into a little bitch and went against his own kind to live with human scum. The kids then start to belittle Phallus, destroying his self-esteem and running off. That wasn’t what Gonad wanted the kids to do, but whatever. The good thing is that they won the battle of "World Duminutshin the Tripple." The students start to sing a song, “Gody in a melody in my Nuts, were born today.” So everything went back to normal, well, if you count a school completely wrecked to smithereens as normal. Gonad went to his office and the kids went over to the railing and made it their hangout spot. And to this day, the kids all still say… Deez Nuts.
Chapter 5, The End?
I, Luciano Romano, must apologize and reassure the school that found me printing a bunch of my story out to lend to my friends. None of what was in this story has actually happened. Jone Gonad and Mickey Phallus don’t hate each other. And to my friends, I apologize for having you guys involved in my crude and inappropriate story without your consent. Now I will serve my punishment by going to the library during lunch and sorting all the books for the rest of the school week.
Chapter 6, The End!
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